Details of the 14-point agreement revealed as senior US officials claim ‘major win’ despite significant concessions to Tehran
Donald Trump has signed a 14-point agreement with Iran, claiming it delivered a “major win” for the United States – even as it made significant political and financial concessions to Iran to reopen the strait of Hormuz and prevent a “worldwide depression”.
In extraordinary remarks on Wednesday, Donald Trump went from threatening Iran with a new wave of attacks to suggesting the country had basic rights to enrich uranium for civilian use, that he would not pressure Tehran to abandon its ballistic missiles programme and the US was “going to have to give back” billions of dollars in frozen Iranian assets.
Those remarks, as well as the full text of the agreement – which was hailed by the Hezbollah chief, Naim Qassem, as a “great victory” – are likely to fuel anger in Israel and among hardliners in the Republican party who had urged Trump not to make a deal with Tehran.
Hes still in office. The world is still depressed.
He’s still alive. The world is still depressed.
Was it the Swedes who said something to the effect of “We aren’t going to reward someone who brings a bucket to extinguish the fire they started.”
- Create problem
- Solve that problem
- ???
- Profit.
Throw some insider trading in there and yep: it will actually create a bunch of profit for some
- Bomb brown people’s homes and school.
Someone should depress his skull with a small lead object.
Damn, a few more oopsies like this and he’ll be half as bad as wearing a tan suit or eating Dijon mustard… could you imagine?!?
Try not to sprain your wrist jerking yourself off, Donald.
Don’t shame the man for jacking himself off. Encourage it, and exploration! He could really learn a few things from David Carradine
Peace plan? Is that what mainstream media is trying to spin it? More like a 'I-Fucked-Up-And-I-Chickened-Out
Trump may take their broadcast licenses if they call it total surrender.
deal averts ‘worldwide depression’
Um. Isn’t it more like “deal tries to end US-inflicted downward trend towards worldwide depression”?
This is how you lie while technically telling the truth.
Autopen signature.
- cause crisis
- manipulate market several times
- deliver solution which is worse than before the crisis
Good job!
Arsonist saves building he burned down.
That he started
Because Israel asked, and they’re furious that he’s backing out of it.
So Iran has now the Epstein files
The real worldwide depression is the fact that this fucker hasn’t died yet.
Why don’t we all thank the president from preventing the ninth war of his year long administration?
And put on a suit for christs sake
Don’t you dare say one year. We’re getting closer to the halfway point of his shitty regime and don’t want to feel any further away than we currently are.
