I AN PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE NEW TIBTOJCPOAD (Trump is better than Obama JCPOA deal) WHICH UNLIKE THE WEAK TERRIBLE OBAMA DEAL accomplishes all of our NATIONAL SECURITY goals. IT GARANTEES NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN, with only CIVILIAN NUCLEAR enrichment being allowed. WE ALSO ALLOWED a FUND with 300 BILLION DOLLARS to be made to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN MIGA in exchange for a BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN oil BARREL that will sit right next to the LINCOLN statue in DC.

I got it: Trump predicts the future. But since we don’t know the future yet it comes across as incoherent rambling.