Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.
It’s the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.
This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.
Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren’t the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.
if this weren’t the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.
Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.
be me, rfk jr
at another senate hearing
presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water
get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides
kneel down to pick them up
sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground
everyone in the chamber starts laughing
go to grab my pocket kraut
fumble more of my slides
laughing grows louder, start panicking
forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides
slip on the kraut
Lemmy delivers.
Fuck Cheryl Hines. Feckless piece of shit
Her real life is more absurd than her fictional one with Larry David
There’s nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.
It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.
Having the money for steak every. Single. Morning. Sounds like fiction to the working class
Does it help if you think about the fact that some of it is definitely roadkill?
And the guys at work used to talk shit about my pocket bacon and pocket burritos. This fucking guy with his pocket kraut
No more weird than Strom Thurmond and his pocket shrimp…
