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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom. Mark Zuckerberg is seriously struggling to lift their spirits following massive layoffs.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48249587

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    “the firings will continue until morale improves.”

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    anyone working amazon should have started job hunting more than just a couple years ago

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      I would’ve updated my resume once the first covid vaccine came out.

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    Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark “Totally not a robot” Zuckerberg

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