Blåhaj Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 22 days ago

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida

theonion.com

external-link
message-square
6
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • notnottheonion@lemmy.cafe
  • notnottheonion@lemmy.ml
157
external-link

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida

theonion.com

Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 22 days ago
message-square
6
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • notnottheonion@lemmy.cafe
  • notnottheonion@lemmy.ml
WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable teens to live in Florida. “This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking […]
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Darthcapi@lemmy.mldeleted by creator
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    edit-2
    13 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • Sunshine@piefed.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      22 days ago

      Look at these leftist parents wanting to protect their trans kids.

      • themoken@startrek.website
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        22 days ago

        Never in a million years would I let my kid transition… to being a Floridian.

        • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          22 days ago

          Sadly I was Assigned Floridian at Birth, AFAB.

          There’s two too many Fs on my birth certificate, anyone know how to remove them?

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    22 days ago

    Son, come here. your mother and I want to talk to you. we were cleaning your room and we…

    (sobs)

    (mother consoles dad)

    I found a brochure for Tampa!

    (mother cries out “whhhyyy”)

    Tampa?? son, are you a gay?

    • Darthcapi@lemmy.mldeleted by creator
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      edit-2
      13 days ago

      deleted by creator

    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      22 days ago

      Why are you NOT gay?

  • qualia@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    22 days ago

    This is the first time I’ve laughed at a The Onion post. Keep it up.

The Onion@midwest.social

theonion@midwest.social

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !theonion@midwest.social

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

  • The Onion
  • Clickhole
  • McSweeney’s
  • Reductress
  • The Chaser
  • The Hard Times
    • The Hard Drive
  • The Needling
  • Tattletale Times
  • The Beaverton
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 201 users / day
  • 472 users / week
  • 1.04K users / month
  • 3.26K users / 6 months
  • 165 local subscribers
  • 7.39K subscribers
  • 1.96K Posts
  • 16.3K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.social
  • pbrisgreat@midwest.social
  • BE: 0.19.18
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org