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grumpy_cat@thelemmy.club to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 5 days ago

"Hey ChatGPT, this new popular preacher in Jerusalem called Jesus is telling me I should give away all of my riches to the poor so that I can have spiritual salvation. That seems quite risky and I do…

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"Hey ChatGPT, this new popular preacher in Jerusalem called Jesus is telling me I should give away all of my riches to the poor so that I can have spiritual salvation. That seems quite risky and I do…

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grumpy_cat@thelemmy.club to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world
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    Lol. ChatGPT actually being useful against bullshit here haha.

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      Ha ha yeah rich people are great they totally should never give any of their money to the poor

      • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes, but also if someone is asking you to give up everything you own to be a part of a “a club of saved people”, that’s classic manipulative cult behavior. I feel like I can hate rich people and cults because they both exploit people.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        On the other hand, lending money to the poor…

        • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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          Fair rates in public, or loan sharking in my dad’s house?

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      That would actually be funny as hell if the us flavour of christianity got all angry at llms for not being Christian enough. Their desperate clank shovers could actually turn their free models into preacher bots

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        That’s already sort of been happening with the Twitter AI. Musk has had it retrained a dozen or so times because it’s not racist or fascist enough.

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    “That does seem risky. Instead, try adopting him as your official religion but do it by just grafting his surface features onto your religious reverence for your emperor.”

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    He also says to live like a bird in the field! God will take care of all of your needs!

    (Note: He was totally full of shit and said many stupid things, because He was a dummy)

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      Also if your family doesn’t want you to join a cult, just leave them bro.

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      corporate slop, go live like a bird in a field and sell all your belongings

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    I imagine Jesus had a massively cheesy grin- the kind a disreputable car salesmen had as they’re showing you a “real beauty”- and his hand out.

    I mean, seriously. He certainly loved hanging out with the rich fucks, partying with them and stuff.

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      sure hits a lot different

  • inkblade@lemmy.world
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    This is not an historical meme.

    • Donkter@lemmy.world
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      No this is a real picture of Jesus.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        i met jesus and he told me this happened last week

    • sober_monk@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t it?

      • inkblade@lemmy.world
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        It is not.

        • sober_monk@lemmy.world
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          How so?

          • inkblade@lemmy.world
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            Fictional stories are not historical entries 🤦🏾‍♂️.

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              Jesus was a legit historical figure, it’s just the more fantastical parts of his story that are up for debate.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus

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                And thanks for the wiki-page.

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                Okay I concede that maybe he existed. The other parts are false, the cult leader never performed miracles, nor was his mother raped by his father’s spirit.

                Jesus Christ of Nazareth, The figurehead of Paulism.

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                  I appreciate the attempt to trigger random Christians in a room full of atheists

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                  Jesus also never had chat gpt. Fuck, man, this comic doesn’t even have him performing miracles so you could believe it was just talking about Jesus the historical figure and cult leader who claimed he was the son of God.

                  You got so pedantic trying to maintain your ego you’ve face planted on a meme where they have cell phones in Jesus’ time.

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              It’s a historical fictional story though 😃

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