Guy in the picture is 23 btw
Woman in picture is 15, probably.
More like 40 and 30.
You made me look it up since it looked crazy. Im guessing its Lloyd Bridges as everyone here keeps asking? If so the earliest film credits i see would put him at 28. Kind of glad this is not true, i knew old ppl looked old but this one just scared me!
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Is that Lloyd Bridges?
Surely you mean Izzy Mandelbaum?
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
OP spends half of his day imagining how it would be to suck boomers
Damn right
You and Nancy Regan have at least one thing in common.
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Applause to both of you, actual laughing happened.
worth it if it’s to come up with banger insults like “suck a pecker toots” that shit just rolls off the tongue
The word pecker is grossly underused. It is such a great word to put people off.
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Muff is a classic. But as a classy broad I’m quick to address mine as a cunt
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I think these two were pre-boomers, as by the time boomers were that age, it would have been in colour.
hair cake day
That’s a lie I spend like 60 to seventy percent of my day thinking about boners
Edit:boomers! Disregard
Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.Georgia Went Down on the Devil, what a classic.
Fantastic
Sitting here on lemmy scrolling doom after doom and thinking, “Why am I doing this to myself?” And then this comes along and makes me giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes and it’s clear that this is the gold I was sifting for.
Tis why I do it
Congrats you just discovered the addictive mechanic of intermittent but unpredictable dopamine hits.
I mean what are you supposed to do? Its either that or getting lobotomized.
She’s hysterical, I say!
-He said
imagine giving a guy a head job in the fifties and the cops rush in and arrest you for the crime of sodomy
Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed
Isn’t that Lloyd Bridges?
He picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
“By this time, your lungs are probably aching for air!”
ask nancy reagan shes known as the throat goat in hollywood.
“Golly, that’s swell!”
Absolutely saying this the next time I get a BJ. Joking and laughing is a nice thing while doing nice things. Don’t have a partner ATM and I maybe saying this during a night one stand isn’t the best idea, we’ll see.
I also really want to figure out a version for Cunnilingus, would love if someone better than me at creative word use could help out.
“You’re a mighty fine oyster diver, always quick to find a gal’s pearl”
That’s a humdinger!
Like a menthol KOOL ™️
Swell piece of French art.
You might hear that today, if the dick is old enough.
Damn good blowing
