
“Guess: What’s in my ass!”
What a brand motto.

Their plugs are all the rage rn
I hope it’s a sleeve of Mentos and a liter of Coke Cola? 🤞
Just order a large, Farva

Poop

Hm, a large Bad Dragon Rex, in signature color, and medium firmness.
Or cancer. Could always be cancer.
Would that it twher so simple
“…it’s complicated.”


the reaction to my next post in my scroll pretty much sums up my reaction to this
A butterfly collection? Seven scented erasers?
Oooh, they’re scented alright
And flavoured too!
Are we back to corn memes already? It’s not even harvest time.

Its got the juice!

What’s left of a glass jar.
Can’t tell if exclusively shock reference or also a play on the guys name (Jared).
Shock. I have no idea who this guy is. You mean he might be into it?
Democrat Representative Jared Moskowitz for Florida’s 23rd district.
Thats a cucumber face. Zero shame just vegan joy.
Unredacted Trump-epstein files?
AIPAC

a fulfilled life
The vibrating egg you use to cheat at chess?








