Fig. 1: The new Hermaphroditic Click Bug by Ream Co. One click for female, and two clicks for male. Fun for all ages.

~Limit two per customer.~

“Bop it! Pull it! Spin it!”

Initiate docking procedure!

Cursed pez dispenser

To activate your gender, push until the beetle clicks

D. take screenshot

Let’s do the timewarp again.

Sexing Beatles

DO NOT LICK BUG

Fig. 1. Method to determine the sex of the beetle.

Click click boom

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Expand dong.

First, pre-heat your oven to 350F.

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