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Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
Schrodingers satire?
Probably, but it’s not impossible they’re serious.
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire
I think that’s a very bad sign
no i don’t think it’s satire …
In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.
And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.
I’ve had mixed results with Darth Vader. He’s not the most emotionally available of role model. Although I do agree with his position on small children, they can very be annoying
For a second there I thought you mentioned Epstein as someone to admire 💀.
Hey now, I know not everyone is a Beatles fan, but you can’t deny Brian played a big part in their success; I think he’d give good advice.
Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I’m actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.
Its a great way to immediately forget what you’re trying to remember.
Bro discovered thinking.
Better late than never.
free tokens
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
Tfw you’re so poor you can’t afford to pay attention
Your api credits have run out lol
Let me know if you need anything else!
I hate this so much
It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase
“Would You Like to Know More?”
Removed by mod
When they eventually implant us all with AI, my first prompt is gonna be "please never say ‘Let me know if you need anything else’ "
Chat, are we cooked?
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the “asking” from the “thinking”, and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality…
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don’t have to do much tbf
There’s a reason the show are you smarter than a 5th grader exists.
we went full circle, people.
Somebody’s just reinvented god
What, again?
This is some elitist shit!
Having thoughts in your head and all.
10/10 shitpost
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
Few people know this, but the ‘GPT’ in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington
Holly moley
somehow my phone thought Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th was an address and suggested using CoMaps to it.
Brilliant, i wonder where it went lol
It just gave me random “President Roosevelt” named streets and avenues around my country.
