• neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    13 days ago

    A Swede, a German, and a Brazilian walk into a bar.
    “Where’s the Norwegian?” The bartender asks them.
    The three guests look at the floor, and begrudgingly reply:
    “Still playing football…”

  • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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    13 days ago

    Ronaldo is not carrying portugal. Both ronaldo and haaland touch the ball like ten times a match but haaland has 7 goals to speak of