We were just enjoying another tray of human burgers, when yet another gang of adventurers burst in and started attacking us. Why does this keep happening?
You know, that’s a great question. I guess that depends on the adventurers.
Most of them are after your shinies. Just like you want theirs. Nothing you can do about that. That’s just how adventurers are.
One or two might be angry because cousin Gwargh was mean to them on the way to your place. You know how Gwargh is, always a bit too direct for his own good. Don’t worry about it, they already told him they didn’t like that. It won’t happen again.
Some are just hungry and want burgers, too, I guess? Have you tried offering them some? If you make the bestest burgers in the area, they might even give you some shinies as thanks. Just remember that humans prefer eating cows, pigs or birds instead of humans.
Thank you. We will think about this advice while we enjoy those adventurers’ shinies and human burgers.
