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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago

Anon is a rabbit

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Anon is a rabbit

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago
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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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    Yes, the ruling class wants to reduce the global population, which is why the ruling class is also constantly talking about how we need to increase birthrates.

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      Only white birth rates. They explicitly say they each to reduce the population otherwise.

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      Is the first part ironic and the second not ironic? It’s not clear.

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    People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.

    • RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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      Aussie Scientist 1: “Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?”

      Aussie Scientist 2: “Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons.”

      Aussie Scientist 1: “Rabbits don’t huge melons, that’ll be unrealistic.”

      Aussie Scientist 2: “Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish.”

      • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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        The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

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          https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/qs2qfw/not_here_to_fuck_spiders/?solution=62e23707662432eb62e23707662432eb&js_challenge=1&token=7afd7253fec22262ff1c52b1703fe9ec830cc2d0382cc92cb1f8179395199a45&jsc_orig_r=

          Also fuck spez, but i can’t screenshot atm

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        i thought jessica was american

      • darthelmet@lemmy.world
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        Is this the birth of the bunny girl?

      • rumba@lemmy.zip
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        Bluey: The teen years.

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      I checked it up and couldn’t find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/rabbits-introduced

      • darthelmet@lemmy.world
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        Oh well.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won’t.

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    People turn to escapism because they are struggling to make connections in the outside world, not the other way around.

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    If weebs aren’t reproducing then it’s an absolute win.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      I don’t think any new intervention was needed for that.

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    I personally would have blamed the cost of raising children myself ngl.

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      Cost is like, towards the end of the list of why I wouldn’t have kids. It’s certainly there, but number 1 would probably be something like “I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited”.

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        Also pretty up there is “I’d have to grow it inside my body, and then move it outside my body”.

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      There’s also a major ethical issue with bringing a child into this doomed world

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      It’s also a personal choice. No, I’m not talking about a person being gay, but a lot of people don’t mind being single. Or if they are partnered, they choose not to have any children. I personally fall in the former category.

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    Problems with this theory:

    • Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
    • Not even normies are reproducing.
    • The real problem is more complicated.
    • OP is a f…
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      • OP is a fantastic observer and logician
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      Not to argue about the other points but:

      • Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.

      Isn’t that where anime girls come from? So who ever wants to lower birth rates worldwide, started in Japan and now reaches other countries.

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      Maybe the weapon got out of control and Japan was the first victim.

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    I think humanity should go extinct anyway and avoiding having children seems to be a peaceful way to do so. The more we breed the more we perpetuate the agony of existence.

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      This is called antinatalism

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        I know

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      It’s a dark way of looking at it but every problem modern society and the earth is facing could be solved by having the human race drop back about 40-55%

      If we go back to about 3 billion people on earth most of the problems would be solved.

      • RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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        Yes but also no.

        We have the means to support everyome, but we also have a small minority assholes who are OBSESSED with making spreadsheet numbers go up so we can’t because profits are all that matter.

        • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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          This is how we are in times of unprecedented abundance.

          Imagine how terrible we will be when scarcity is actually real and not manufactured.

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        Works Cited:

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        Nah. The greed of the .01% is infinite.

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      It’s not really peaceful i’d say. society’s infrastructure needs maintainers. The survivors of population decline would witness famines again, important civil structures collapsing, medication shortages, and a variety of other terrible woes. It’s not nuclear fallout or anything, but it’s not peaceful by any means either.

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      Removed by mod

      • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe
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        Ecofascism, as far as I know, is when you use an extremist authoritarian enforcement of racist beliefs under the pretext of environmentalism, which is not what I claimed. I am not particularly targeting a specific group of people but humanity as a whole and I do not enforce my beliefs unto others at all really. Antinatalism is an existential problem, not a political one.

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    I already had two kids and let me tell you 7 years with their mother really took a toll on me. I happily fap to anime chicks now with a clean conscience I am done with real women.

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    You’ll love what they tried next: Fencing them in (stupid long fences) and when that didn’t work, biological warfare (Myxomatosis) which actually worked pretty well for a while. Enjoy your future.

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      We use calixi virus now.

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    I wasn’t going to get laid either way.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, it’s more like people making anime girl body pillows saw a market of desperate lonely people they could exploit than a plot to prevent anon from finding their true love.

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    “Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?” - Garth Algar

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      This question better not awaken anything in me.

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    I don’t need to pass my genes for my personal offspring. This is not what parenting is about.

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      Two things:

      1. This isn’t TikTok, you can call them pedofiles
      2. Who said anything about pedofiles reproducing?
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          1. Girl?
          2. I could list you thousands of either adult women or children who aren’t sexualized. Just because a few anime’s do, doesn’t mean all are like that. And yes, it’s only a few. Gooners are represented, but there are hundred of thousands of bl mangas and non comedy anime’s. (Not to mention manga, manhua and light novels.)
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            • RepleteLocum
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              Go to myanimelist and look at the genres like slice of life, gourmet or horror. Sure, slice of life has stuff like Kobayashi maid dragon which is kinda weird with the three children. But around it are all, to my knowledge, “normal” anime’s.

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          Satisfied?

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            • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip
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              What

            • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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              Buddy, you’re gonna have to type a little louder. I can barely make out what you’re saying through the ejaculate obstructing my screen, glasses, and silver betta fish. Princess ruto says hi, by the way.

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          prove me I’m wrong

          Proceeds to overgeneralise an entire media.

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          I am still curious why you censored the word “pedophile.”

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            I get the impression most people here haven’t actually been to 4chan at any point during their lifetime. This is, on 4chan, standard, ambient trolling that most wouldn’t even glance at twice. Here, the compounding confusion at a statement that isn’t wholly honest drew like 50 people to arms and maybe a quarter of them recognized the situation for what it is. Someone goofin’

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          does snorkmaiden from the 90s anime count?

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              that wasn’t part of your question. have you now changed it to “show me an animu you jork it to that doesn’t look like a kid”? because that’s pretty damn close to accusing every respondent of being a paedo.

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                  you seem fun.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
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      1000014982

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        I miss this meme.

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    Yeah, I’m gonna stick to boinking irl women

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