so drinking breast milk from your own “species” is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh
Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don’t know.
I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you have to call it “nut milk”?
yea… it’s supposed to be “nut juice”
So says Sam Elliot.
This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.
At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.
Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.
Oh, my sweet summer child…
Spoiler
They’re talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.
Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic
Human breast milk is also probably cleaner. I doubt this lady had pus that needed to be filtered/cleaned out. She also made it more morally ethical to consume. Honestly this lady is a public servant and I dare say we could benefit from more women doing this. Minus the potential STDs but we can test for that. XD
I’ve been saying that for years.
“Ah, fancy milk from the human cow”
- peep show
I think that quote is right.
We humans eat a lot of shit. Much more than ground-raised goats, for example. They are extremely picky.
All they eat are cans, clothing and grass if I’m not mistaken.
I don’t want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee
I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason

Starr really nailed that psycho “the eyes aren’t smiling” expression.

Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone’s child.
Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.

I guess you could call it a booby trap.
Homelander chill out
Sweeet like ice cream

What about cheese?
Isn’t that sexual assault?
I agree that it breaks norms, is theft, is immoral, etc. but isn’t sexual assault a stretch here?
This seems like pretty cut and dry case. People here are making jokes instead of thinking about how deeply messed up this is
Tricking or forcing someone to drink fuilds from a sex organ is flat out abuse. Hopefully the perpetrator goes to prison for a long long time
Sex organ? Is this an American thing? Really bizarre to call breasts sex organs. It’s fucking breast milk, food for children.
Sometimes I like to order off the kids’ menu, SUE ME.
As expected, countless Homelander images.
If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it
Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.
Akshually, breast milk tastes just fine. Somewhat sweet. Not as opaque white, but you don’t drink opacity.
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Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.













