I’m hoping for a trifecta. Death usually comes in 3’s. just need Trump and Mitch
you will not like this trifecta, seeing another obituary this morning (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Vale, Sam
wouldnt he be outside operating it to to sustain himself with lindsey life force.
I wonder if the polymarket can guess his boyfriend at the funeral
Yeah, we can ensure that Peter, his spiritual advisor, and vance end up on the death prediction market.
Gamble on their deaths.
This is so wrong.
Astroglide isn’t particularly good for anal. You need something thicker, like KY Jelly.
Only beef tallow
That makes it straight
Crisco or nothing
Seed oils turn you into a homosexual
KY Jelly interacts poorly with condoms/latex, afaik
It’s water based, so maybe know things better.
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🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽begone america political post🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽become lost in my vast field🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
Oh, you think the cornfields are your ally. But you merely adopted the stalks; I was born in them, molded by them. I didn’t see open pavement until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding
Tries to make anti-America post
Chooses yellow corn, the single most American crop imaginableLol. Lmao, even.
“american political post” -> “cornfield”
I yearn to cover the land in a mono culture, destroy countless habitats and displace all natural wildlife to grow a crop that is used as cattle feed for cows that directly contribute to accelerated climate change, cause obesity in every part of this country, and indirectly subsidize car infrastructure due to the use of biofuels.
Begone, apolitical cornfield, while I celebrate these small victories.
I suppose he could have just taken some ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine about it. Maybe he should have listened to rfk. Or maybe he did. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
