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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to science@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite, Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country

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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite, Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country

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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/40199859

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  • Bob Robertson IX @discuss.tchncs.de
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    The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.

    It’s a rumor I’m starting, so pass it along.

    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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      You’re like the tenth person I’ve heard that from.

      Am I helping?

      • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I heard it from the mayor

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    Witnessing the fall of an empire in real time

    • FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works
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      GOD BLESS AMERICA [EAGLE SCREECHING SOUNDS IN THE DISTANCE]

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        SCREEEE FRRRTTTTRTRTRTTTTTT REEEEEEEE FLURRRTTTTABABABABRRRTTTTT PFTTTTTTT EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.worldM
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      Putin’s trying to out-do us. ‘hold my beer’

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    https://theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbreak-linked-to-ancient-evil-corrupting-the-7-sacred-diarrhea-crystals/

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    It’s because the worm in his brain is constantly spewing verbal diarrhea.

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    Is there any chance that his brain worm might finish the job? I’ve had enough about hearing of his continuing insanity and would like for him and his boss to go away.

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      way i hear it, the poor little guy starved to death…

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      It had died in his brain, from what I remember him having said.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        Maybe it laid eggs in there before dying. It’s what I would have done.

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          Maybe it couldn’t because it died from low-quality food.

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      Sadly, the “worm” here only means infectious software defect.

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    Heeey, the less we monitor it, the easier it gets to monitor it. That’s a win win!

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    I mean, we all learned that is the best way to reduce cases…

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    Huffpost Stopped Using Punctuation in Article Titles Now Causing Even Worse Titles are Unreadable

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      The title is correct and needs no punctuation, though it is hard to read. They stopped monitoring the parasite that is now causing diarrhea.

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    Don’t look up!

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    This whole current government is basically explosive diarrhea.

    This is just the literal manifestation of that fact.

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      Verbal diarrhoea

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        deleted by creator

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    The pedophile in chief felt lonely being the only one with shit in his pants all the time

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    Worthy of Onion News.

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      Politician well known for explosive diarrhea also found associated with recent parasite

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    makes it go away faster

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    That thumbnail picture makes it look like RFK is going to barf out one his worm spawn

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puvdS0kmDqE

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