So a robot sold by a Realbotix, a Sex Bot manufacturer, which is owned by Tokens.com, a digital asset/crypto grift which was recently bought by the shambling corpse of Bed Bath and Beyond.
What an insane thing for a school board to purchase, and really I gotta wonder who knows who over there for this to have happened at all.
Just looking at that robot I knew somebody was gonna fuck it.
Next week’s news:
NYC teenager in hospital after attempting to have sex with his school’s robot
The robot, though manufactured by a sex doll manufacturer, was not designed for sexual interactions. The school, various signs around the robot, and several of the student’s friends warned him it was not designed for sexual interaction. One was reported to have yelled. ‘You gonna shred your dick. Not in a good way.’ Another was heard to shout, ‘You’re going to die, you fucktard.’ However, undaunted, the student was reported to have said, ‘I don’t care if I die. At least I won’t die a virgin,’ and then proceeded with his plan. The student’s parent, when approached for comment, said, ‘God fucking damn it. My boy’s gonna die a virgin, and I’m not getting no grandkids.’
I feel like this article is missing a section on how tf this got pitched and then approved in the first place.
It took me way too long to realize that the lead photo wasn’t Trump’s latest cabinet member
…yet
"This, kids, is a sex doll. Now we will learn about
The kids will rip this thing apart on day one
I’m sure they’ll figure out how to get this thing to perform oral sex on a banana, some kid will post a video on social media, and we’ll see it on a bunch of news sites afterwards.
The problem solves itself. This is just Microsoft Tay in physical form.
Why is it yassified?
That’s mar-a-lago face for ya.
the company who makes the robots is a sex doll company
so is this just gonna work like skyrim?
Put down your smartphone! You have 15 seconds to comply!!!
Damn even the robot has those tacky tattooed eyebrows
