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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • clifmo@programming.dev
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    So, this is a popular political talking point that happens to be nonsense. It’s only a “meme” because someone put it on a picture and posted it here.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I like guns

      • clifmo@programming.dev
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        I like putting my dumb political talking points on pictures and posting them to lemmy

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          That’s nice of you

  • Maki
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    “That’s no gun. Now, if you’d come at me with S-Mart’s top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me…” – Ash

    • nop@lemmy.world
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      Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

      • Maki
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        “Nope. Just me baby… Just me.” – Ash

        • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I should rewatch Army of Darkness

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

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      So we should abolish all laws because some people don’t follow them?

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  • Manjushri@piefed.social
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    I love me some Sam Axe. Such a fun character.

  • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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    what’s that you say, stupid-ass NRA propaganda?

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Remember, if they’ve got a gun and you’ve got a gun, then the guns cancel each other out and you’re both perfectly safe.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I mean… or just a silly meme…

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    5 seconds later:

  • Flatulent69Iguana@lemmy.world
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    Just show him your gun too then you become gun buddies!

    • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social
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      A buddy of mine told me a story from his Coast Guard days where one of his friends’ daughters was getting picked up for a date, so her dad was sitting at the kitchen table doing the stereotypical scary-dad gun cleaning thing. Well, the date walks in, looks at the dad, and goes “got a set for a 9mm?” And proceeds to sit down and start cleaning his own gun with his date’s dad.

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        And proceeds to sit down and start cleaning his own gun with his date’s dad.

        Love to send my little girl off on her first night out with some chode packing heat. What could go wrong?

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        I bet those guys still have beer together and go shooting. Awesome.

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