Geese get all the press but swans are also seriously aggressive and territorial pricks.
Geese are the “swans” which could be brokered with.
Working as intended then
Do you have any idea how long it had been holding back that urge?
Imagine having an itch you can’t scratch for decades (in bird)
That’s like getting surprised that the first thing someone does with new dentures is bite the nearest person
🤔
When I was explaining to my son what the difference between ducks, geese, and swans was, I relied on his knowledge of Minecraft to get the idea across: Ducks are a passive mob. Geese are a neutral mob. Swans are a hostile mob.
It’s like when you get tongs you gotta click em together a couple times, these are the rules.
When you get a new VR set, you have to look at your hands with a sense of wonder.
Swans, the apprentice of the Canadian Goose!
Amateurs!
Checks out.
They’re dicks, like geese
When others think you’re pretty, you can do what you like.






