Abstract Art of the deal
That game should really be called 4d chess with multiverse time travel. They “only” added two dimensions to regular chess, but in regular chess the pieces don’t move in all 3 dimensions, only 2.
That being said I have almost 20 hours in this game and am still too stupid for it, even if it’s “only” 4D 😭
It’s unfortunately a bad strategy to branch into new timelines, making high level play look like regular chess. Until one player is far behind and will do a long jump back to try to rescue the game state
we had the same inclination. thank you internet twin.
Michael Scott is really the perfect personnification!
Thank you, I came to see if this had been posted. I need this humor to deal with this bull shit.
“Pretty soon, I will be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during an address highlighting his administration’s efforts to combat crime in the U.S.
That’ll do it. That’ll stop crime in the US for sure. I can follow the logic
Only losers stick to a single topic. This guy multitasks like no other.
Nope. Not really. All this random multitasking, all the constant never ending bullshit. It’s all actually 1 task.
That 1 task is called “Distract everybody from the epstein files”
Would he even lose his existing base at this point though?
I honestly think the vast majority would drop him. Its their hard line. For now they’re denying he’s in there. But hia plummeting popularity show that some republicans are in agreement that trump is guilty. Which is why they’ve stopped supporting him in recent years.
So I think his base would dramatically shrink. But not die.
Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it’s because they don’t have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣Why not Taiwan? Then TSMC doesn’t have to build factories in the US.
Too late, China called dibs.
Oh I thought he already did that. Must have slipped his mind. 😋
According to United States law, any children born in United States territory is considered an US citizen and regardless of the claim being legitimate or not according to the US it is their territory, therefore any child born there would be considered US citizen, basically allowing in free immigration from Iran.
Republicans already seem intent on nullifying birthright citizenship, not that it would stop them from simply ignoring laws they don’t like anyway…
Hey poster, can you post a non amp link instead?
Here you are:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/Fixed it. Sorry
😀 👍
I’ll declare myself President of the United States.
Difference is I’d actually show up and do a better job.
it’s an oldie but it checks out.
Iran should declare Florida an Iranian territory.
It’s all theirs
Right. No resistance from me. Of course, they’ll piss of their new landlords, and they’d try to return it.
I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn’t make it real you fuckass
I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.
See, nobody cares.
I mean, you’ve got to convince someone…usually at gunpoint (or worse).
and i declare i am the empress of MARS. woop de dooo. the emperor has no clothes
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Mars.
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Trump.
And I declare that trump’s rectum is a Putin territory.
until the markets open up on monday.
Yeah I’m sure that will work.
Damn…I thought I was the emperor of the universe 😞
