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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Does anyone know where I could get a phone inserted into my body? (Example below)

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Does anyone know where I could get a phone inserted into my body? (Example below)

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
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    2 years ago

    It only works with android

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      2 years ago

      What about the eyePhone?

    • Etterra@lemmy.worldBanned
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      It does have the most Data.

  • teft@startrek.website
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    Mexico.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipOP
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      So I flew to Mexico city now what

      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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        Ask around for “telefono en bungholio”

        • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipOP
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          Will do

  • XaeroDegreaz@lemmy.world
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    Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.

    • al177@lemmy.sdf.org
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      On Mint Frosting Mobile

      • linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Gotta Boost the deflector array

        • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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          Best Sprint before it explodes!

  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    There’s a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it’s name, though.

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    With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

    • Blackout@startrek.website
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      I did as you said but it’s a little hard to answer when I’m shopping at Old Navy.

      Old Navy special deal

  • bi_tux@lemmy.world
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    I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body

  • CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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    This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn’t directly influenced by Twin Peaks.

  • shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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    That looks so phoney

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    If you get one like Derek Zoolander’s, you could simply ingest the phone.

  • centof@lemm.ee
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    Gulp. … Can yu ear nw?

    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna

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    Some things were easier in the GSM days.

  • PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org
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    All I’ve got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.

  • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works
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    Me telling off the source of all my problems

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    When the phone inside his ribcage rings it’s not for me

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    deleted by creator

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