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fossilesque@mander.xyz to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

I order takeaway to hide my shame.

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I order takeaway to hide my shame.

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I see Rich; I upvote.

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      It’s Dick, the birthday boy

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        You seem to have added a comma, that changes the whole meaning.

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      Of course, international superstar Rich Evans has that effect on people. None can stop themselves when seeing him.

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      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!

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      That is clearly Mr. Plinkett

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        I’m such a hack fraud.

    • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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      Is upvoting because Rich replacing upvoting because good meme?

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      I’m the same, cause well… it’s about family

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    Are they trained to ask this when everyone at the table literally has their mouth full?

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      I go out of my way to tip extra when they don’t approach me at all and just let me eat my damn meal in peace.

      Also, if they think they’re going to get a polite lie about what I think about the food, the establishment, and the service, they are about to be sorely disappointed. Don’t ask me if you aren’t prepared for the raw truth.

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        If the food sucks, I don’t think I would have my mouth full when they came by. 😅

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        Why do you tip someone, for simply doing their job? Don’t think I’ve tipped ever

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    Anyone want a pizza roll?

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    Mmgsshhhreeallltguuushshh!!!

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