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RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前

I'm so lost right now

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I'm so lost right now

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RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前
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  • Th4tGuyII@kbin.socialBanned from community
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    Considering the previous big Lemmy meme was not shitting for 3 days, I think I’ll take beans haha

    • Jarmo@lemm.ee
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      Yea this is kinda the opposite. By the way, did that guy manage to not shit for three days?

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        I believe he did manage it, he was back on after the three days looking for tips on how to solve being constipated. What a champ.

        • Pibrac@sh.itjust.works
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          And sadly he said that he would not be able to tell the reason why. So it’s up to our imagination.

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            I have a feeling that someone figured out it was because he was going away with a girlfriend for a few days for the first time or something. But I think I might just be spreading lemmy gossip about the legend 💩

    • Nucelar@kbin.social
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      We should do both see how it goes

  • KuchiKopi@lemmy.world
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    OP, in recognition of your contributions to the Fediverse, I hearby present you the highly coveted Lemmy Bean award:

    🫘

  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@kbin.social
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    1. Lemmy.world
    2. Beans!
    3. ???
    4. Profit… ?
  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    Tomorrow we’ll make tomatoes, the day after we do toast. We will continue until we serve the internet a full English breakfast that will blow everyone’s tits off.

  • Neuropotpie@midwest.social
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    If it’s full of beans, then it’s got gas in it

  • 𝔼𝕔𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪@lemmy.one
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    I’m going with the flow for now, the bean flow lol

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      The beans must flow!

      • 𝔼𝕔𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪@lemmy.one
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        As they shell. Into the beans ocean!

  • Casmael@geddit.social
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    3 年前

    I have not bean paying attention tbh

  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    We want Lemmy to succeed, so we’re givin’ it the beans

  • beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world
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    Beans!

    • SteveXVII
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      Beans

      • egg_@vlemmy.net
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        Beans!

  • Exatron@lemmy.world
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    “I’m sorry, Marge. Must have been that bean I ate.”

  • crunchypotat77@lemmy.world
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    Beans!

  • porpoiserecords@lemmy.world
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    Beans!!!

  • NothingSpecial@lemmy.world
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    bëäns

  • JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk
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    Beans!

    You’ve bean warned…

  • ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works
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    All I know is that they’re delicious and nutritious.

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