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Pepper plant: “Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them.”
Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: “This causes me pain. I’m spreading it over my food!”
Definitely a case of “task failed successfully” though, because we cultivate those planets – making their continued survival all but ensured.
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Sometimes it does feel like my diet must consist mostly of gas giants.
Someone find this human a meme of corn’s ancient relative meeting it’s grotesque monster of a great-great-grandchild.
… All 3 of those would go great in a noodle dish…
… even orange?
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