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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldBanned to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.

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It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldBanned to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Yeah it’s like all her ugliness moved to the inside

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      If I had a reddit award, I’d give it to you.

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        Sir, this is a Lemmy’s.

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          😳 Excuse me…If I had a Lemmy’s award, I’d give it to them.

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            Just chip a couple bucks to your local instance owner! Basically the same thing, without the glitz.

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              Toss a coin, to your admins…

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              • Jilanico@lemmy.world
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                The moment there’s a financial incentive to post/comment, Lemmy will be flooded by bots using AI to make witty quips.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        Thanks for the mold, kind deranger

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  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldBanned
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    until she speaks

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    But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.

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    I just feel bad for madonna, that’s a mental health issue and just sad stuff all around.

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      I would say the same for both.

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      Should feel bad for Roseanne then as well

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        Why? She had so many chances at just not saying really shitty things and ended up getting a huge pay out to not work anymore.

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    speak for youself and the current pictures you are using I would say is about the most flattering of the one and unflattering of the other.

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      true I did select the best current Roseanne picture I could find, but as for the Madonna picture, that is the best current photo that exists of her, simply what she looks like now.

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        her instagram is pretty recent stuff and you can see the similarity to the photo you used but more flattering I think. https://www.instagram.com/madonna/

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          Whoa her self-curated photos are much more flattering than the candid shots the media keeps capturing 🤔

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            yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

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                yeah but again they did not use the equivalent with the roseane picture. my comment (the first one, way at the start of the chain) was not about what was best but just at the disparity between the two types of pictures

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            She’s essentially a professional model, of course posed studio shots look better than whatever random shit a paparazzi snaps.

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          But it’s Instagram. Everyone’s more flattering there.

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            yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    Madonna looks like a giant cockroach wearing Madonna like a suit.

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      Can I have… some sugar… water?

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        MOAR

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    It’s 2023/2024 and Steve Buscemi is now more attractive than Mickey Rourke

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      for fun I wanted to upload comparison photos of Mickey Rourke and Steve, but Steve Buscemi photos not needed; we all know what he looks like.

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        I’ve never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.

        There’s no gray area. It’s like he woke up one day and had become a troll.

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          Mostly due to the boxing. Had several facial injuries, had to have reconstructive surgery on his nose and cheekbone which didn’t work, and had to teturn to surgery several times.

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        Wow he used to look a lot like Bruce Willis

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          Bruce Willis/Don Johnson

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      Always has been.

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    “Everything everywhere all at once” is the title of a movie, not something you should tell your plastic surgeon.

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      I just watched that movie three days ago, had to get some everything bagels to celebrate.

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    Madonna spent years as a sex symbol, which absolutely takes time, effort and very consenious eating. Not to mention makeup, hair and fashion. What I see in her pic is a streamlined and simple to maintain look. She already has the money and nothing left to prove so… YOLO?

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      Then why destroy her face with terrible plastic surgery

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        Because she had the audacity to * gasp * age. When you’re a person who has been valued by the entire world for how your face looks, it’s going to be fucking shattering when normal aging things start happening and people post pictures of you online with headlines and comments and articles about you’ve “let yourself go.”

        There is no winning. We demand that these women “age gracefully” which means, get no plastic surgery, but also stay hot like you were when you were 20, until you die, plz.

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      consenious

      Consensual?

      Conscious?

      Conscientious?

      Contentious?

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      Thats not relaxing on beauty. That’s trying harder than ever and using plastic surgery / botox.

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    Imgur does not load on VPN connections

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      okay I think I fixed it up there.

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        Thank you!

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    #digitalExclusion

    Shame this is posted on a centralized Cloudflare instance, which causes problems for people using Tor,VPNs,CGNAT,etc:

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      I think whatever you’re doing is a little overkill for Lemmy. Normal users don’t have these issues.

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        Normal users don’t have these issues.

        That’s not true. Cloudflare marginalizes both normal users and street-wise users. In particular:

        • users whose ISP uses CGNAT to distribute a limited range of IPv4 addresses (this generally impacts poor people in impoverished regions)
        • the Tor community
        • VPN users
        • users of public libraries, and generally networks where IP addresses are shared
        • privacy enthusiasts who will not disclose ~25% of their web traffic to one single corporation in a country without privacy safeguards
        • blind people who disable images in their browsers (which triggers false positives for robots, as scripts are generally not interested in images either)
        • the permacomputing community and people on limited internet connections, who also disable browser images to reduce bandwidth which makes them appear as bots
        • people who actually run bots – Cloudflare is outspokenly anti-robot and treats beneficial bots the same as malicious bots
        • …

        There are likely more oppressed groups beyond that because there is no transparency with Cloudflare.

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      It’s the beauty of the fediverse

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        It’s an abuse of the fediverse and antithetical to #decentralization to use Cloudflare. And ironically your comment comes in response to broken functionality manifesting from links to exclusive venues appearing in an openly public forum.

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    No, I’m not googling that.

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    Was there a time when Madonna was attractive? Witnessed her whole career, involuntary, but missed that moment apparently.

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    Good on her for taking better care of herself. It is not easy, especially when you started from the left picture.

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    This is like saying dirt looks better than mud.

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