• epoch@kbin.social
      7·
      2 years ago

      Unfortunate slip of the tongue, you commie traitor. Report to the nearest security station for termination and subsequent re-integration.

      • mspencer712@programming.devEnglish
        3·
        2 years ago

        Hello, friend, my name is Michael-O-2. I’m super excited to meet you! I can’t wait to learn about all the new and exciting ways we get to serve Friend Computer together!

        Now if you don’t mind looking away for a moment, I need to duck into this dark corridor, do some rhythmic tappy-taps with my knuckles on this maintenance panel, and then talk to myself about absolutely nothing in particular. I’ll be right with you, new best friend!

        . . .

        I’m back. No, I’m fine, my face always looks like this when I’m happy to serve Friend Computer! We should get going though. After you.

        No, seriously, after you. I insist.

        (God I miss Paranoia. Still have my old Paranoia XP books somewhere. I was a crappy GM, but someone had to do it.)

          • mspencer712@programming.devEnglish
            1·
            2 years ago

            Dust it off and give it a try, next chance you get. I was honestly terrible but we still had a blast. Not even several different instances of “crap I forgot about this, can we just pretend that whole combat never happened?” could derail our fun.

        • epoch@kbin.social
          1·
          2 years ago

          Perfect Edition landed recently and looks solid, moved back towards XP from the much board-gamier Red Clearance. Might be time to jump back in.

  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    2 years ago

    I mean…unironically I kind of agree with both? Fuck you my happiness IS mandatory and YES THIS GOD DAMN COMPUTER IS MY FRIEND

    • jdnewmil@lemmy.caEnglish
      3·
      2 years ago

      You definitely missed the reference, or you would not have reacted this way. Read the RPG link.