Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. “Sorry, got to wash my hands first…”
Don’t forget that belt that never gets washed!
…yea? They’re not gonna zip themselves
Why wouldn’t you just have your bathroom attendant do it?
I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It’s the only way to be sure.
#NormalizeDonaldDuckingItToTheSink #Sanitary
Yeah. That’s because I didn’t wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?
My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.
Laughs then cries in OCD… (real deal, not “personality quirk”)
What is your bathroom handwashing routine if you don’t mind me asking?
