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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Ice cream flavor

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Ice cream flavor

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Few years ago I had a girl ask me what my favorite type of wine was. I said Zinfandel and she said that’s the worst and unmatched me lol. Dating apps are so shallow

    • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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      If I was a wine I would be tequila. Because I don’t understand the question and I’ll convince you your bad ideas are great

    • KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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      Zinfandel is a very old and cultured grape variety. You can also just say “Primitivo”. It’s the same thing.

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        I’ve mentioned zinfandel to people before and had them say “I don’t really like white wine”.

        Seriously. Say you know nothing about wine without saying you know nothing about wine.

        For people who don’t get it, Zin is a red grape and “white zinfandel” is actually a rosé. You basically never see Zin made into an actual white wine.

        • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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          I believe that might have been what she thought

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      That’s stupid. If you share a favorite wine you have to share the bottle. The perfect match hates your favorite wine and chocolate, and leaves your stuff alone.

    • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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      Say Chianti.

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        With liver and fava beans.

        • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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          Fpfpfpfpfpfp

  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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    Honestly, when you respond to the first open-ended question to say what a challenge your life is, it doesn’t exactly entice someone to join in it.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.eeBanned
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      Then again, the person making the question probably sent it to twenty others already

    • scrion@lemmy.world
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      … or it could be humor. I mean, pretty much everyone went through a rough spot the last couple of years, so there is also a chance for easy bonding there.

  • willya@lemmyf.ukBanned
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    The lol wbu ended the chat not the ice cream.

    • poke@sh.itjust.works
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      I sure hope that wasn’t the case, seems pretty shallow.

      • willya@lemmyf.ukBanned
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        Quite the opposite of shallow in my opinion.

        • poke@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s deep to write someone off as incompatible with you because they lightly use popular acronyms?

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            deleted by creator

          • willya@lemmyf.ukBanned
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            It’s not deep or shallow. It’s not that they’re incompatible. Especially if we’re just talking hooking up. Long term I don’t want to be texting with someone typing like that.

            • BumbleTumbleGirl
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              So… Yeah that’s shallow, since you won’t date someone long term due to you not liking how they text, that’s kinda a shallow thing to judge someone on

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    If I was ice cream I’d be plain vanilla cuz I’m boring as shit.

    • AbsurdityAccelerator@lemmy.world
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      Vanilla gets a bad rep. It’s one of the most complex flavors out there and it’s production is a tedious and a labor intensive process.

      • EvilBit@lemmy.world
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        a tedious and a labor intensive process

        Just like me!

      • Xabis@lemmy.world
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        Imitation vanilla then?

  • Molten_Moron@lemmings.world
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    Vanilla …bean

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    Removed by mod

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      No

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      My dog is a literal BITCH and she’s good at problem-solving.

      • Lath@kbin.social
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        She must fall in the “Badass bitch” category then.

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      Ok boomer

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