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Every single parking fine, driving fine, citation… whatever. Should come with a mandatory 2 weeks of cycling.

Thats crazy. Who woulda thunk that european governments going for a strategy of giving rich (pedophiles) people billions in subsidies to buy american teslas while not funding mass appeal utilitarian electric vehicles to be built in europe for the masses or even helping poor people buy bikes, would result in american teslas only being bought by rich people paid for by poor people, while the chinese destroy the entire industry by building affordable cars for the masses. At a time of increasing inequality. Im glad all those rich people got so much money to buy fancy cars though. They can be more green while fucking the rest of the population.

He can take a fucking bike to work…

I think the only way I would be protected from death on a bicycle would be to wear a star of david. If there was even a wiff of anti semitism, they would be punished, but if I’m just a white brit… who gives a fuck.

All they really had to do is copy the twint app from switzerland, they have the perfect blueprint to copy. I really hope this works, but holy moly, the french app - paylib - which wero replaced allowed you to pay in shops, but now we cant with Wero, for an unspecified amount of time. Forced to use visa/mastercard in france now. It makes you wonder who all these marketing experts and banking and political decision makers are… we’re going to remove functionality and then hope user adoption goes up. In store payments should have continued using paylib background in the interim, or the wero in store payments should have been set up from the start. Its not that bloody difficult.

As an alternative to points being issued, offensive drivers should be given a bike with gps, and an ankle bracelet and they should have to complete at least 1 month of of cycling (not electric either). The bracelet and bike gps dont have same data… you get the fine. Bike gets stolen… you get the fine. Someone crashes into you and bike broken… you buy a new bike. You get bones broken and cant go to work, you buy a new bike and get the points. Just like real cyclists.
Also using phone while driving, even stopped should be an instant ban. If you’re too fucking stupid to use bluetooth or voice assistant, you probably shouldn’t be driving a car.

She should just admit Italy is a vassal state of the US now and rename italy the Italian Social Republic.

I invoke my 5th amendment right to silence.

Looks like David Bowie to me.

I wonder if he will have to spend two weeks in prison so he can write a book.

Good work. Less reliance on american shite, labour council doing something that benefits british people, using public funds to fund public benefitting programs. In Kent however under Reform they invented 40 million of savings and spent over one third of the cost to create this app (1.5million) on a single private car park for themselves.

Fuckin would love it if Jinping Maduro’d Yentanyahu.

MI6 install a falcon nest where the chinese want their new embassy.

Is Richard Johnson a real name or a codeword?

Bunch of anti british scum. Fuck off to russia.

I made it more realistic.

I wouldnt believe it. Well done Cosmo. Thanks humans.

And not even slowing down :(