“Fuck it we ball” led to some of the dumbest choices of my life and I’m lucky to not be in prison or permanently disabled. Path on the left is less glamorous but IMO leads to the far better life.

Not this time, not when a death is involved.

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

What if we held hands through the grave hole 😳👉👈

It’s a survivor the same way the coelacanth or horseshoe crab is - a living fossil.

lol no it’s not, could even take pics to show you

I’m apparently the archeologist over here with my Model M and its buckling springs.

As a guy with a boyfriend, I can’t do that either lol

As someone who doesn’t and has never understood foot fetishes, what’s the appeal?

I feel this. I’m not socially awkward, can speak in front of a crowd just fine, but my brain just can’t figure out what “flirting” actually is. I’m aware it’s a form of conversation different from normal talking that expresses attraction, but as for how it’s different, how to do it etc.

I’m in the dark and no friend of mine has been able to give a clear answer.

That’s the insidious thing about conspiracy theories once they latch onto the brain. Any consequences or conflicting information just become “them” trying to subdue or mislead you.

Electric just ain’t the same. Zoomers will never know the power of hearing your CPU revving in high gear during those intense Quake matches.

Where in the world is she?

Love how it made the cat italian for no reason

Is this person 20 years older than their pfp implies? I’m 35 and have been in group chats with friends since the mIRC days in 2003.

So happy I deleted my 4chan account, really helped curb my desire to kill the women I date.

It’s basically the same genre, but “Trip Hop Beats to Relax/Study To” just doesn’t have the same ring to it

You can tell the fake ones because they have no replies. The original writer just posts their story on /b/ or /r9k/ and takes a screenshot for reddit/lemmy/twitter before the thread dies