I would eat both of them

How about corn

Accurate. Except I sit down

We’ve all been there

Just need more tariffs, easy.

Lexapro and a bidet

Earlier this year I tweaked my back sitting down on the toilet. That was fun.

Now try to install Gentoo!

Gimme that.

I never shit in the dishwasher though

It’s our fault for buying these pieces of shit.

Motorcycle driver

I just use my bare hands personally. Green to the core

Horse

So do they just circle over the school until the shooter has killed everyone and leaves the building?

God a bitch

This is why I keep it to 0 friends