“He’s not THAT handsome.”

-Lead Prosecutor

I was paying attention.

It was not, in fact, that bad.

What goon-affiliated product will they be able to purchase with food stamps instead? Lee Greenwood Bibles? My Pillows?

I’m not stealing your car. I just need it for a while, to train my AI model.

Thank goodness it will bounce a ball inside a spinning cube. I need that for my ball bouncing inside a spinning cube Etsy store.

Comma comma Dow doobie doo Dow down. Pickin’ stocks is hard toooooooo do.

I’m shocked it wasn’t $14.88, the My Pillow Rate.

So, just like everything else, ever. Idiots gonna idiot, my friend. But I do agree wholeheartedly.

“Gee, boss. Says here 87% of viewers were angry with the TV for spying on them.”

Can’t make money giving away expensive shit, dumbass https://media.tenor.com/tPLKdGTxM9gAAAAM/i-like-money-frito.gif

“WHOAAAAA look at how WRONG this fella is!”

Pardon me, I believe you mean SIR Arthur Colman Doyle.

They’re all gonna laugh at you!

I use QwQ-32B with 128k context to parse web queries when, for example, I need to heat my basement.

Wait, but what if the user doesn’t have a basement?

Sit back, and watch your shit get wrecked by the man you thought you’d purchased.

That’s the power of the Home Depot.

At long last, a proper purgatory for links I wish I had the attention span to read, but will never actually get back to reading.

“Neat!” he said, with his remaining six teeth

The US Marshals were “just doing their job.”