It’s okay. A lot of people experimented during their college years.

Weed Doesn’t Care About Your Science

Loading way faster for me now! Pretty sure it wasn’t doing that yesterday(ish).

Death And Co and their ilk is pretty much this.

*Pony

Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

He’s more afraid of you than you are of him

Trunk Baby

So much better than Aunt Irma

I use in or at interchangeably for either of those cases, now that you’re forcing me to confront the truth

After Midnight

Yep, he always crumbles when confronted. A HUGE coward.

Now, why would he do a thing like that?

I’m convinced he will hand the keys (to the US back door and to controlling the rest of the world) to Putin and no level of shock and surprise will make that something he wouldn’t do gladly.

I thought I was looking into a mirror

c/ThatHappened

N S F W

It’s crazy to see how relatively upbeat he looks in Cuckoo’s Nest!

Ah, don’t sell yourself short, junior. No need to use the past tense here.

I happened to, as a complete fluke, slam some hessher dude in the nuts when the whole class was inside playing dodgeball to avoid the rain, and a small melee erupted. He and two other half-shirted mulletheads attempted to jump me. It was like a nightmare, all of us windmilling, almost nothing connecting. One of my huge friends walked in and just started pounding on them and the next thing I know, my little sister was in there, jumping on their backs and punching them in the heads. My hipster-doofus cardigan buttons went flying. The coach could be heard yelling all our names Sisson, Westmoreland, Smith, Bonus, Bonus, stop fighting immediately! The whole thing was an accident (he jumped up to avoid what he didn’t see coming from multiple directions) and we all just laughed it off as we got suspended for three days each.

Yes, I’ll have the Junior Whop.