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18 days agoUhh… Baby it’s cold outside


Uhh… Baby it’s cold outside
Ah celestial seasoning
I throw sticks for my dog, but I’ve heard they’re actually a pretty terrible idea for a play toy.


In the middle of Christmas time I wish she too was irradiated.


How about them Epstein files Charlie!
I wonder if they added all that carpet to nullify the hum coming from the fluorescent lightning?


Oh, so it’s basically just Gweneth Paltrows vagina.
Idgi. A 1200 calorie drink from Starbucks?
Cooking steak on the grill u’ll make it dryer than a fart.
I also blame my farts on the dog.
The guy in blue about to get lucky