THREE. We have THREE kids.

You eat your fish heads, then well talk.

Digital IDs will make the freeze faster and spread it wider

What about one of those guitars that’s like, a double guitar?

Springfield swap meet. Quimby opens the whole thing up by announcing: “ich bin ein Springfield swap meet patron”, Quimby mutters something along the lines of “the only thing you can’t buy here is dignity”. Moe is selling clamshells hand painted to look like Lucile Ball. Homer is rifiling through boxes of priceless things throwing them aside: airplanes upside down, strata-whovious and so on.

I believe it’s the episode where they find out homer was in a band. The Be Sharps (or B Sharps?)

He couldn’t get a reed for her instrument becuase that bozo next door closed up already. Queue the scene of moe asking for a favor and they go to get a new reed but homer can’t recall what instrument she plays until he recites: “Lisa stop playing that SAXAPHONE!”

No weirdos though

This is my cort ordered apology. Please send one dollar to Sorry Dude

Is it okay if they say “happy birthday”?

Well, this is my floor.

I guess we’ll be going down together

I was running an old t410 with dual X5650s for ages. Super power hungy. I’ve recently moved to an older Dell Optiplex 7020 with an i5 4570, running 32 gb ram (not supported according to dell, but works fine). I’m running like 7 vms on proxmox and I haven’t seen any issues.

I just spun up a second 7020 as a proxmox backup server and my whole home lab power consumption went from around 130 watts to around 170 watts.

Ah, the Denver Broncos?!

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city keeping its speed over 50 and if it’s speed dropped, it would explode. I think it was called “the bus that couldn’t slow down”

Can’t a man walk down the street without being offered some points?!

Fraid ol zeek he rides up here with me. Can’t trust a pig with watermelons you know

♪ SEÑOR PLOW NO ES MACHO♪

Remember the Batusi?

ADAM WEST! Hey kids look, it’s Batman

Dad that’s not the real Batman

Of course I am, see here’s a photo of me with robin

Who the hell is Robin?

Oh I see you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer, ha. The only true Catwoman was Julie Newmar, Lee Merryweather, or Eartha Kit. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique; pure West.

Do you accept bits of string?