All of Saudi Arabia was actually just a fever dream Han Solo was having while frozen in Carbonite

Or the ones who think you’re trying to make everyone redundant. I’ve worked on scripts that have been shut down because a co worker thought it would make people lose their jobs so they complain to the boss.

Criticising someone for comparing fries to Gaza, but in the same comment criticising their lack of detail on the blanching technique. We’re getting to Inception levels of irony.

In Australia University used to be free. At some point they realised that Asia is close and has a virtually limitless supply of rich parents who want to pay big money for their kids to be lawyers and doctors.

Education is now one of Australia’s main exports.

Before the original run got cancelled I heard that season 5 was going to be the girlfriend doctor in a female prison.

That really does suck when work obligations can be in conflict with genuine friendships. A big part of why I prefer to keep things separate.

You can be friendly without being actual friends. I prefer not to make actual friends at work, the exception being once I’m no longer working with I’m more likely to spend time with them socially. I never understand why people get so upset when you don’t want to be friends; they interpret that as “you must hate me if you don’t want to be my friend”. No, I just have a finite amount of time and energy for friends.

My performance is not based on friendship stats like some kind of dating sim.

5 years too late. It was mimicking BSG that brought a fresh style to sci fi five years prior

What’s your process to rip from Spotify? Do you get full quality?

On Winamp, while playing a html web game on dail-up internet.

This comment section is a nice mix of “I’m a waiter, please don’t do this, you’re making my job harder” and “I always do this to make the waiters’ lives easier”

Well, it was your negligence to have bald tyres, so it would be your fault of you had an accident because of that.

Again, I’m saying this is not a good analogy.

I’m imagining the south park story line now

I love PE, didn’t like 3rd Birthday.

I’m keen to see what this is.

The beds can’t do abortions, but they can extract Xenomorph aliens.

I disagree that the responsibly of an accident falls on what other people wanted you to do. What if you had to take someone to hospital and the same accident occurred? Is it the fault of the person that needed to go to hospital? What if you need to rush out to help a family member in distress? Would it be their fault for being in distress?

I think it’s not a good analogy for responsibility. Sometimes car accidents happen and you can’t pin that on “it’s not my fault because I didn’t actually want to go to the place I’m driving”

There is a possible version of windows that is good and that people want. It’s a just a shame that Microsoft isn’t interested it making it.

As someone who grew up on windows, I’m willing to stay with it for as long as I can make it like that version. I don’t want Mac, and Linux doesn’t support enough (still, but maybe one day)

Boo.

Haters gonna hate Gaters gonna gate

That’s the real problem. I love hot spicy food, but I can’t deal with the consequences.

Sometimes if I can stay home alone the day after, I’ll eat something extra hot and nurse the wounds in private.

“we’ve discovered we can fill 80% of the customers field of view with ads before inducing seizures”