Trolling is a art

Oh yeah? Which half? WHICH HALF MOTHERFUCKER?!?💢🪿🔪

The headlines we’re looking for are going to extrie-extrie news. TRUMP DEAD, US PRESIDENT DIES IN OFFICE, DING DONG DONALD IS GONE type shit.

Also let’s be real memes are the real celebrity obituary of our time.

I actually kind of like it. Nobody ever shut up about how old biden was even though his admin did all the work. Trump is a much worse – sorry, I mean “hands on” leader, so his age is even more relevant. When he acts like the petulant baby he is journalists should absolutely remind everyone that he’s a geriatric.

Valve is legendary for being a good employer. I remember hearing about an employee who tried to tender a resignation when he was diagnosed with something chronic and debilitating. Can’t remember what. Anyway, point is, he decided he couldnt do his job, tried to resign, Newell refused to accept it and told him “your job at Valve is to get better. Come back when you’re better.” So the employee kept his pay, his benefits, all of it. And this was right around the release of HL2, so Valve was not yet the monopoly market maker it is today. Gabe Newell is a billionaire. He may or may not be a good person. But he is a forward thinker and a good boss.

It changed color, that’s how you know it’s working!

Cooking is a process. Hell, cleaning, peeling, and slicing are all processes. Clearly there’s a level of processing that’s OK. But they never actually talk specifics, so it’s impossible to tell where they draw the line. Is canned food okay? Salted nuts? Cheese? Discussions about UPF are different; those people usually define what they’re talking about. But the MAHA people are incoherent.

Definitely possible, but the original post happened in 2023. The story already died once, and it’s only back in the news cycle because of the MCRC’s ruling. She probably will get a fresh bump in gofundme donations or whatever from bigots nationwide, but I seriously doubt that’ll last. They get bored pretty quick. As far as picking up clients as bigoted as she is, Traverse City is a tourist town that went for Biden in 2024. She got condemned by the mayor and the backlash was so bad she privated her Insta.

True. Without humor a person goes blind.

Beyond the obvious moral problems with discrimination (which are well covered here) this is just bad business. Profit has no gender identity, and she’s undoubtedly driving away cis customers who are sympathetic to trans rights as well.

Arguably getting penalized by the state might be good for her business in the short term by focusing the transphobe outrage cycle on her, but how long will that last?

literally crying and shitting and pissing in my pants rn, how could u do this to me

I’m gonna echo a sentiment I saw on the last packet tracer meme. Posting these without a content warning is literally violence. I’m having flashbacks to NET 101. someone should stop you people,

The use of color here is brilliant. I love the design of these comics.

No they don’t. Either they maintain power and the mess continues, or they lose power and the mess continues and they get to blame democrats for it.

Canola bomb is actually preferred for marketing purposes nowadays

Expose them to as much american cable news media as possible

Airdrop s billion copies of art of the deal

Pull out and focus on doing your job running a global hegemony

oh wait that last one is too credible

These posts genuinely brighten my day a little bit. You’re cool, nycto. You’re cool. I was gonna tag you as “uplifting spongebob memes” but you’re already tagged as “shitposter supreme” so imma leave it

We are all fast food fry cooks on this blessed day

Yeah season 21 is crazy, they took a hard sci fi turn about 10 seasons ago and now everyone is split up. They made a whole cinematic universe and its very confusing. Jim was a CIA agent for a while and now he’s a post apocalyptic survivor. IMO they’re making the character do too much, bir I guess that’s what happens when you run out of ideas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wonder what makes AIPAC think emboldening fascists serves Israel’s interests. Like what do they know, or think they know, or what are their immediate priorities that tell them funding the alt-right and weakening their historical geopolitical sponsor is a good idea?

When the dam breaks it’s going to be scary. What will we do when our empire starts splintering, and which military aid will be the first to go? Ukraine, sure, but Ukraine is peanuts compared to the war on Iran. Hegseth is already talking tax hikes, and the kayfabe fkr republicans is to emulate “no new taxes” Reagan. Then again maybe kayfabe is entirely irrelevant at this point? Idk man, I wish I understood how these people think.