

Silly question, but why patch a tube? Tires i get, if you shell out $60+ for a tire, replace the tube and patch the tire to keep the crud out. But tubes are comparably cheap and since they are the only thing that needs to hold a seal why not spend a few more dollars than you spent in the patch kit for a new tube?



this is literally the first thing that comes up if you search mayonaise in the US.







Fart into my cupped hand while making (and not breaking eye contact) and proceed to “throw” it in the interviewers general direction. (Extra points if you can do this with a straight face)