Jeansus, what’s that thang?!

Super Mario Bros 1, I pretended Superb Mario was the Pony Express and had to deliver mail ASAP.

Made me realise what metagaming and speedrunning was.

That’s great, I’m tired of participating in volunteer community beach cleanup to get rid of all the american breakfast cereal packaging trash that follows that ship.

Hahaha, what a quandry. Either hand over ones personal id or not read an article through Google’s content-theft system which deprives the original article of clicks.

This person should feel bad for themselves, but is probably to stupid to understand it.

There’s a whole world out there and you pick NZ?!

I’ve still to find any geo-restriction on AUS and NZ sites from Bahamas and considering how AUS and NZ have acted on average the last five years, I’m not browsing the internet from either even if on an anon VPN.

I do understand their reasons, yet the majority of lemmy.world is shitposting assholes so there’s some flaws somewhere…

Let’s make like the bats and leaf me alone.

Not according to how I interpret statistics. 🤷‍♀️

Of course, this means war ol’ chap. Wheres’s my thrashing cane?!

I know what you mean. I make sure to change the oil (ejaculate) to maintain the engine (prostate). And I never go for joyrides (have sexual intercourse for pleasure).

I honked a girl and I liked it.

There’s currently nothing ailing the engine, the beacon is not lit.

HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

Sad honking noise

This is where I store my most important secrets so nobody can retrieve and read them.

Professor Homberg T. Farnsfarfle

Wait a minute…

Good news, everyone!

-Hubert J. Farnsworth

When I bought cigars factory made, smuggled out and sold in shacks in Havanna I doubt it was part of the staged tour - Considering the staged tour was in the factory itself and we were told it was strickly forbidden to buy cigars straight from the factory workers. So we became friendly with them instead and met up after they finished their shift and went to their home shack where we had dinner together, dealt Cohibas and Romeo y Julieta and talked about how life in Cuba was.

But why ask? Have I even said anything about Cuba in this thread beyond that I’ve been there too? Perhaps you’re just an idiot?

Life is better after you realize between 66% and 75% of humans are idiots while the rest consists of 90% consensus-driven individuals. Everything makes sense after that. I pity the fool rather than detest him and it’s easier to stay ahead of the curve since I no longer ponder if it is I or the world who is crazy.

You have physically been to a website? And you call me delusional? I was talking about lemmy.world, but we could always talk about Cuba as I’ve been there too.

Edit: I don’t think I will actually bother with this. May your understanding of the world surpass your understanding of context. Good bye.

Reddit and other non-free social media is the result of capitalism, have you considered similar negative effects would occur if the opposite world view was in power?

Reddit is part of the culture war. Lemmy.ml is part of the culture war. Lemmy.world is part of the culture war. Everything is part of the culture war.

If that’s your gold standard for a pile of shit, have you considered that you’ve been fooled to be content with a polished turd?