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2 years agoTake your meds


Take your meds


You can barely taste the sawdust, plus the added fiber keeps me regular


Immunity to internet-reply-based side effects


Oh fuck I didn’t realize we were declaring today. I hereby declare myself king of kings, all other kings are now subject to my rule, thanks.
Just about every time I pass a car that got pulled over, the driver looks just like the monopoly guy