The real quote:

Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed. And it performed great signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to the earth in full view of the people. Because of the signs it was given power to perform on behalf of the first beast, it deceived the inhabitants of the earth. It ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. The second beast was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

You sure?

R.I.P. Hyphonix’s career

I never even got that “stop blocking ads” pop-up that people have been talking about.

Yay heroin!!

That’s Pennsylvania.

You reap what you sow?

Nah they’re not, you are

Yikes

Basically all of Scandinavia

Use hyphens instead of slashes and we’re on the same page.

WhatsApp is at least end to end encrypted

Just because it tells you it is doesn’t mean it is

Not a fair comparison whatsoever

Getting Over It is on sale for practically pocket lint, so I picked that up