Thank you. I was making a very easy punch up joke. Ya, it was low fruit. I hope when this comes out its amazing. This actress Milly Alcock, seems pretty good. I’ve never seen her in anything before i don’t think. She would have been an amazing Gwen Stacy. Spiderman is just as played out to me though.

More an awakening. Right. 😏Right?

For real. Gods forbid someone come and criticize their wonderbread.

From the top slowpoke. This movie looked like guardians slop to me from the moment i saw it. I’ve been hating on superman for decades. Superman is boring. Someone suggested reading a random comic I’d never heard of. I assumed, correctly, that comic was the movies source. Cool. I looked it up. Notice it was written after the Gunn movie. Made fun joke about how a brand new ai could write this drivel. Get accused of hating it because its supergirl. Later gaslite that it is not a sexist dogwhisle, I’m just paranoid. Then accused of moving goal posts. Bro. What are you asking me? I’ve already told you why i think superman slop is garbage. If this particular supergirl comic flips all the old superman troupe on not only is head but out the window. Than please explain that. It looks like it is just more superman garbage to me. I would call it derivative but we have moved passed that long ago.

Its relevant when you are insisting I’m hating on the girl part of this superman slop. If it doesn’t fall under the normal slop as I’ve been suggesting from my original post them offer a reason for your stance. I’m a girl. I love gender swapped shit. Superwoman, supergirl, superman, superdog, etc all suffer from the boring god mode is on or off problem. They are bad superhero concepts. Thoughts? Or are you just going to accuse me of sexism some more?

I’m a girl dumbass.

Shameful? No. It just looks shit like all superman slop. Superman and his ilk are just boring heros. I’m not ashamed to say that. So many amazing stories and characters not superman or related, but hey, this one is about supergirl. Its totally new and exciting.

Step one: Turn into goth girlfriend.

Step two: Wait for them to choose wisely.

(I can fix your (early 90s) car)

I need an after shot of this dudes face. Bet it’s purple in places.

Why?

Why is this considered funny? This is just weird. Why is that grown women flashing a child?

Why are we revoking their citizenship? Would it not be more correct to try them as traitors? This seems like a strange flex.

Originally published july 8, 2022.

Just about the exact time ai hit the scene.

Must be coincidence.

Edit: Does it need to be pointed out? The source comic was written after The Guardians of the Galaxy movies dropped?

I lack words to describe how lame this looks. Did they just slap “make a superman movie like the guardians” in a prompt?

Ah, huh huh, shut up Bevis! That hybrid chick was totally into my breifs. Huh huh.

All tv shows are fetish episodes. If you want them to be.

Ranch it up bro!

Who decided The Rock could act. That guy should be publicly shamed.

I just remembered one of the first “apps” on my android eris was a hook. It let me plug my phone into my laptop and use my mobile data on the pc. Thats all i remembered. Got the phone as it came out so end of 2009.

Ever step on legos?