THAILAND! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! NOW STOP! THANKYOUFORYOURATTENTIONTOTHISMATTER!!! - DJT

SCotUS will be ruling on if people convicted of talking shit about capitalism can face the death penalty sometime in February.

That is going to be the most saved plant in the history of plants.

Meanwhile on the Titanic:

“People are getting so upset about a little water in the hull. They clearly don’t appreciate how great the trip has been so far!”

How about good old American numerals, like the good Lord intended?

The working class and the capital class = The slave class and the ruling class.

We’re saddled with Trump (previously and again) in part, because of him.

I am… oddly aroused.

Anyone surprised by this behavior has not been paying attention. He is never held accountable for any of his actions or words. Until that changes, we can expect more of the same.

Ayyyy. Relax guy!

We were just trying to spray the suspicious looking brown people when that baby threw itself into the line of fire. We believe the strongly indicates the baby has ties to antifa and should be dealt with accordingly.

That’s a good point and I appreciate the details. The only one that I can really remember is exactly that. A kid who popped in his mouth and it burst on accident.

Yeah. Exactly that. I’m thinking of the ones who were falling off the balconies. I know that they were very small minority, but I felt it was still an example.

I would like to remind you of Tide pods, planking, and ghost riding the wip.

Fuck you /u/spez.

Spoiler: Trump gives absolutely zero fucks.

This administration is very transparent that they give zero fucks about what the judicial orders when the ruling isn’t in their favor. I just want to see any repercussions, but no…

He’ll do literally ANYTHING to stay in office.

Or… “Papers” one might say.

I’m still living off the last one. I couldn’t even imagine doubling such wealth.