Und du, mein Junge siehst ein Quadrat und nennst es einen Würfel

Addendum: I just found out about orbital resonance and my mind is blown. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_resonance

Also, the “lost planet(s)” i mentioned was a theory I liked as a kid. I know actual science suggests it is a cloud of material that was never even able to form a planet mainly because of Jupiters gravitational influence. But I still like it as a fantasy story.

Yeah you’re right. From top to bottom it should be Jupiter - Saturn - (whatever planet(s) was/were there before there was the asteroid belt)

Edit: corrected my German habitual capitalization

thats quite short

Depends on what they mean by “clean off”. I suspect it’s not going to be as clean as you’d imagine.

No, this is obviously the bald dude from Little Britain. /s

For a hot secon I thought this was supposed to be surreal-funny, but it actually made a lot of sense in a way.

I think it’s Thailand /s

My thought exactly. I got news for you, OP…

The forbidden tea

let me picture one of the diagrams:

two axies: (drinks blood / gets its blood drunken) × (has to be invited / comes in uninvited)

and in the four corners are 1) Vampires 2) Mosquitos 3) Jesus 4) Kool Aid Man

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That is not a deliberate feature. The app is simply not registered correctly for the type of link. This registration happens at the OS level and can propably be set up after installing the app ,depending on your OS.

would you rather have “passionate”?

That looks so surreal. Like, proper Salvador-Dali-surreal.

my thought exacty

exactly.

only, in my memory it looked a lot more like the OP picture

oh shit thats that mirror dude from the old prince of persia.

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