Pop goes the weasel.

Brilliant!

It’s not a big cut. It’s a snip of a thin clear membrane that’s holding back the tongue from functioning properly. Baby hardly reacts. I’ve seen it done. Easy peasy. Problem solved.

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Same here. It’s not a big cut. It’s a snip of a thin clear membrane that’s holding back the tongue from functioning properly. Baby hardly reacts. I’ve seen it done. Easy peasy. Problem solved.

Same, except on a couch

Yes. The flashing lights are an ADDITIONAL safety feature. There to help the driver clue in that the crosswalk they’re approaching needs their special attention. All crosswalks deserve special attention. Flashing lights are there to push the point home.

Headline writers live for this shit. At least they did until most took buyouts and early retirement. The ones left hardly have time for such endeavours.