

Scary supervillain name = “i want it I want it I want it”



Scary supervillain name = “i want it I want it I want it”


Wait but that can be a good thing


National Trust rangers spent two months trying to capture the family of beavers at Wallington, in Northumberland, using tasty fruit and veg to lure them into a humane trap.
But after being caught and found to be in good health, the father of the family was captured again when he returned for more snacks.



I would be on suicide watch if I had done all that hard work only for the council to completely undo it.


How the fuck do we fix this country


Unfortunately, kids don’t pay remt 🤧😮💨


Incompetence or complicity
Reminds me of Gossip Goblin [YouTube Link]
‘Did you not hear what I just F#@£ING said?!’
‘Clozzy got brutally FRAME-MOGGED by Gorbo…’


They hand out free packets of the stuff when you buy the ladders - people might go into those trades clean but they all come out cokeheads


How do such shady businesses get such prime real estate? Right next to the central station IIRC


So, either lying through her teeth or - can’t believe I’m about to say this - she needs to spend more time on twitter. She would see it laid out clearly by all posters there that the school bombing didn’t need to happen. When do you ever need to bomb schools?? Two times in a row? Ridiculous.


All doctors I’ve met are nice, tbh. Maybe not the case for med students but I don’t interact with them much


I guess so. Thought generally all the ones i meet who aren’t civils are… well, more civil xD
Source: i study civil eng myself
As a kid and teenager all the people who said they wanted to be engineers were also patently aggressive priviliged snobs. PAPS.


I think this is completely true.


I’ve met so many civil engineers who are hateful little tossers, there might (might) be something wrong with the industry in that regard. Or maybe it just attracts macho dudes.


Yep i knew it was too good to be true when i saw “ministers reject aocial media ban” touted in the news this morning


This looks like a really good one, thanks!
If what you need is a template for content structure, there’s a bunch of examples on youtube and in articles for how you could write it.
If what you need is a template for appearance rather than content order, i actually haven’t gotten around to that myself. I had heard you can just make it minimal (which maybe helps with AI screening…?) And I heard all the fancy designs are behind paywalls/free trials, but microsoft word has a bunch of them and I’ve played around with those.
If it’s advise for content structure: I can (in the morning) DM you an example of my latest CV with identifying details removed if that’s helpful - I only have student experience and it hasn’t gotten me into any jobs yet but careers advisors have said it’s okay/good and guided me towards the structure i currently use. I have 2 versions: a shorter one for applying to general part time work, and a longer one (citing uni projects) for applying to internships.
Maybe other lemmy users with more professional experience than me could do the same thing. Helps to see what other people have made.