

See also XKCD



See also XKCD



It doesn’t need to be said. Things that happen in the future are in addition to the things that happened in the past. “I ate scores of breakfasts this year. I will eat dozens more each month.” is not false. No need to add “… than I would if I stopped eating entirely.”


That’s the same thing.
Thousands more fingers lost than there would be if this safety requirement were not implemented.
If a thing is not stopped then it continues to happen. Those future incidents are all in addition to the ones that happened in the past.
It makes them taste better and improves the texture, at least in my opinion.
Crepes are basically super-duper eggy pancakes.
Right?
Milk belongs in scrambled eggs!


What about the rest of them?
Aren’t they all linked to the Muskrat?
Eh, can’t get pregnant, that’s what mom is worried about.


They have scooters from the future??
What technological breakthroughs in e-scooter technology have been achieved in the next year?


the UA
… Ukraine? Normally you’re not supposed to use “the” when referring to it these days.
And while I’m sure rail is an important element of the development of modern Ukraine, I don’t think its the most significant example.
I’m not gonna say “most” but plenty of people prefer to do puzzles without looking at the box picture. It’s part of the challenge.
Alternatively “lol you can’t figure out how to solve a puzzle without looking at the solution? lol dumbass”
It’s a terrible analogy anyway because software is not analogous to a puzzle.


America First!


Well that’s a soft description of “trump has putins hand up his ass”
Maybe they mean a handbag.


The logic is that the most useful app will be the most popular by virtue of its utility.
Not always true but I’m sure there’s some correlation.


I mean they did describe it as “the future of law enforcement”
I’m only disappointed I had to scroll so far for the robocop reference.


that Stephen King movie where tech comes alive.
Maximum Overdrive.
Keeper, myself. Work gives me a free/subsidized family plan so sure I’ll take it.
Definitely better than Lastpass.
No. Cat.