My current complex does this, and while I rather doubt the authenticity of the service, I support the threat of it if for no other reason than to make some of the nasty bastards around here actually pick up after their pets for a change.
I also have a stupid punk kid whiskey scar, also from arbitrary party knifeplay! For a moment I wondered if you were at the same one I was at. I woke up the next morning in a pile of what had been clean laundry, wearing stolen sunglasses and curled up with a handle of whiskey with a crazy straw in it, aaaaabsolutely needing stitches.
The scar always gets attention, if nothing else!
Teeth, or rather where they meet your skull and jaw, are technically classified as a kind of joint!
Treasure Mathstorm! That, Treasure Mountain, and Midnight Rescue were favourites in our household when I was a kid.
I replied to the wrong post, my mistake; I meant to reply to one talking about DNA sampling dogs to prevent neglectful owners from leaving pet waste everywhere. I’m certainly not in favour of the sorts of fees mentioned by the original post.