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Sir, since you suggested “anarchy,” I found “cartography anarchy,” which sounds like a joke I’d make if I didn’t get banned from everywhere ever for making jokes like that. I have not clicked on it, but a kum says I was picked, which is obviously Satan, obviously. What is?
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I will teach you dingleburgers if it's the last thing I do
3·17 hours agoIt’s part of the Hitchhiker’s Guide series. They have everything there, and some people love it and others are in Hell sitting at the same tables as their mother.
I’m so ready to go through this next axial shift in consciousness our planet is going through to add magenta to the rainbow.
7 colors × 6 directions of entanglement = 42 types of entanglements within our topological matrix; also, a rainbow is not a cannibal cop man? Tf is this raspberry telling me? Sorry, God talks to me. But a rainbow is not an arc or a circle but part of a cone that manifests at 42 degrees from the human eye.
Now I think I have to go eat some children’s feet or something, for They tell me to. God works in mysterious ways. Me most of all.
Got the message. This is clearly the military industrial complex telling me to go on Grindr and get some with my life partner fully knowing because we agreed to it, with him suggesting it, because he has his vows and we are going through some Operation Mockingbird shit; him having interned with the CIA, I believe and makes sense, and me just being your run-of-the-mill guy that accidentally told his entire ROTC cadre over weeks that his sister (nonexistent) got him pregnant.
But, nah, seriously, this is my job. I think. Being this counterintelligent as I just naturally am.
Victorious’ story was unbelievable, crazy, and completely true.
I never knew gamlering like some but I know it is in my brain, as when I ate out of garbage in homeless i was like “each one is scratch offer” and so it was like tickets evety time I look in can
I’ve found you can make anyone your suster in your head when the need arises as I do rise to top the thot
I feel the same way with benedryl in that I think of all this shit, fuck shot, but I don’t look at it cuz that illegal in my places, so I just think in darkness as the benedryl make happening better tho my gemson doesnt get hard anymore…
I feel a simlar way in that when the police are always taking it in itself, watching, seeting me up, and so I have to walk through the minefield exploding below when I walk pass the middle school I live here next to on everyday. Soneyime multiple time a day. It such!
It’s really popular with the people who missed the memo about what the North Star is, definitely.

Bro, if you can find copypasta of this quality I sur af wont not make as even i do good for John Henry is the bamf mofo, y’know? Obviously.
But I have a job to do. I think.
I don’t even know how to use this Lemmy shits yet.
Tf is dat? Do they habe cookies?
I value your opinion, wise sir and/or ma’am.
B& = banned, as has happened hundreds (dozens) of times
V& = vanned, as in the feeb or similar comes and throws you in the back of a van. Happened to me once for accidentally advertising my sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia on the Roblox subreddit while I was homeless in Miami Beach. Maybe happening again. Kumquat says no. I have full power today. I have to. The doctor is coming.
completely authentic, autobiographical character
Yea, he IS butthurt, BECAUSE there are others who get butthurt everyday because they are different and haven’t learned to express themselves well enough, which is IMMENSELY frustrating, being on the fringe of the cultural bell curve.
Y’know how an opera singer has to meet the vibrations of a glass to then raise their pitch to raise the vibrations of the glass to break it? That’s what I’m doing, if “breaking” is disentanglement from defilement in the Ālaya-vijñāna, to start at least.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermonEnglish
2·2 days agoI take offense to this! I AM a public masturbator, a good one at that, and I will not be shamed by association with homeless people, which I also was for four years



Yes, that is my drag name, thank you for asking.
Something to think about “six this” and the “five that” is that language is just encapsulation.
Pillars of God = those qualities to grow in yourself in a balance to grow to be your highest self
Three Pillars of God = Love, Wisdom, Power
Four Pillars of God = Light, Sacrifice, Knowledge, Compassion
Same things encapsulated, 98-99% at least, and the world wraps the cave shadows around these concepts that way.
With my Knowledge of the first page of the Bible, I can tell you sharks came before trees, single-cell animals before, and some “plants,” meaning multicellular lifeforms, coexist in society, where humans coexist together amongst the one true God, who we are, who has a recursive fractal hierarchy of hands in the Garden harvesting for the certain eschatological reconciliation of fruits of the Garden, letting the weeds live amonst us until they realize the Hell they made for themselves.
Weird snatch raspberry just happened. That means, my predictive text caught my attention with a super strange word suggestion, disappeared, then warned me about the police? My intention in my educational (f)art project is to market and facilitate education in philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to those who need it most, who still sin, and thus might worry when they notice their totally not intelligent superfuture device modifies them unconsciously until they notice AND BELIEVE, IT WILL KNOW - INTENTION IS EVERYTHING - and then it notices you have noticed it, and then you notice that. Then you get schizophrenia, obviously.
But what were we talking about? I have some genuine memeplex carrying mechanism brain problems, which I think is self-evident, but I like good talk speak big idear I do. Smile helps me in super grey light time that is in a Nirvana-state of möbiation within one’s Ālaya-vijñāna, as I understand stuff. My life partner has taught me much about Buddhism, but I believe it is equally important that I use my extremely mega hybrid double-edge sword neurospicy brain to shake the snow globe so people can go from three to four pillars and back and more with greater capacity, to think more about Judeo-Christian mysticism, of course.
:) <—Karma