Is it wrong that I am deathly afraid of childbirth?

It is my personal hypothesis that each woman has two tits so that two other ladies can enjoy them.

Lesbians
Grabbing
Big
Tits
Quite
Impeccably,
Awesome

But large breasts aren’t dominant, they’re just socially favored, in the same way being tall is. And you gotta make sure you’re looking at the person the boobs are on even while lusting after her.

Yeah, this is another…issue…that I wanted to discuss later. I try not to let my lust override my normal social interactions, and I try not to forget that women are more than just bodies parts…but I have this, uh…weird kink where I am more turned on if I can’t see the receiving lady’s face. There is just something about obsessing over a lady’s other body parts that I find especially arousing, and I can’t explain why.

I feel awful saying it because it really sounds like I get turned on objectifying others, but like I said: I try not to let my fetishes override my normal social interactions; I like to think that I can still wake up from my weird fantasies and treat bathykolpian women like ordinary people again.

Are you gonna have to bonk me now?

Doing a reverse image search…yeah, I think that you may be right. Darn. Well, I can remove them, if that would be any compensation. ETA: This has been done.

Sign my pride flag‽

I don’t know of any that would be interested in a discussion like this.

What could a forum such as Lemmy do to make moderating better / easier for both NSFW and queer content?

An automoderator that is easy to reprogram. I reprogrammed my automoderator mostly by copying code that I found elsewhere.

Funnily enough, one time some researchers approached me for an interview regarding my experiences with the automoderator, and offered me an Amazon gift card as a reward. I would have been willing to do the interview as long as there was nobody in the house to overhear me. They didn’t have time to wait for that, so it didn’t work out.

i dont know what the second one even is

Maxine trying to retrieve something from the depths of Samantha’s cleavage.

(Source.)

Looks like plain vanilla cookies and they placed a drop of red food dye in the center […], as it baked the white dough became slightly brown and the red food dye went from a vibrant red to pink.

Привет!

Надеюсь, тебе понравится здесь.

i like girls too and boobs!!!

У меня есть хорошие темы.

Напиши мне, если хочешь больше!

Butch women are red

Is that a typo?

That reminds me of a fictional business that I created a couple of years ago:

You cute.

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